En test av 20 britiske kjeks og hva “dunking” er godt for! Text in English and Norwegian to follow.
A Guide To British Biscuits, Cookies, Shortbread, Organic Alternatives And The Art of Dunking! (unfortunately in my Mother-in-Law’s Book Of Bad Manners.)
The Winner: Custard Cream (average 8.2 out of 10 points)!
Followed by: Rich Tea Biscuit (8), Jammie Dodger (8), Easter Biscuits Hobbs/Better Food (7.4), Oat Crunch (7), Malted Milk Biscuit (7), Digestive (6.6), Jaffa Cake (6.6), Welsh Shortbread (6), Chocolate Chip Cookie (5.8), Bourbons (5.6), Scottish Shortbread (5), Pink Iced Ring (4.8), Ginger Organic/Better Food (4.6), Digestive Organic/Better Food (4.4), Ginger and Dark Chocolate/Vegan (3.8), All Butter Viennies Swirl (3), Easter Biscuits M&S (2.2), Gingerbread Men Milk/Gluten, Peanut, Egg Free (1.4) and last unfortunately: Chocolate Chip Orange Cookie Organic/Better Food (0.2)

This Easter Saturday, two adults and three children spent some time together around the dining table tasting, dunking and comparing 20 different British biscuits. None of us are normally big biscuit eaters. This was the chance to start endorsing it. One had tea to drink with the tasting, then coffee, whilst the four others preferred milk. Therefore the dunking part became quite limited, but we tried. Towards the end of the tasting we had some Organic Apple Juice for freshness, and maybe a slight bias against the biscuits at the end. Many of the biscuits were suitable for vegetarians, we have included some organic (Better Food shop in Bristol). To our surprise very few were marked “fairtrade”, possibly because they are made in the UK? We also discovered from the children, secrets – that they have custard cream in forest school and a selection of biscuits with jammie dodgers being a favourite in after school club. Happiness in a Biscuit with milk!
Påskeaften var vi to voksne og tre barn som satte oss rundt kjøkkenbordet og gjennomførte “kjekssmaking” av 20 ulike britiske kjeks. Engelskmenn er jo kjent for en utbredt kjekskultur. De dypper gjerne kjeksen i te, kaffe, melk eller varm sjokolade. Hjemme hos oss er det min engelske partner som kjøper inn kjeks. Jeg tenker faktisk på kjeks som usunt magefyll… Men engelskmenn spiser kjeks og dypper det i te eller melk og annet regelmessig, gjerne hver dag. Kanskje litt som “fika” i Sverige? Vi dekker såpass mange som 20 ulike typer, men oppdaget at dette bare er en brøkdel av hva som faktisk finnes på markedet. Etter 20 hadde vi forøvrig fått nok, og vi måtte ty til forfriskende økologisk eplejuice mot slutten for å komme oss igjennom hele smakingen. Kanskje litt urettferdig for kjekstypene vi ventet med til slutt. Et godt utvalg var egnet for vegetarianere, vi inkluderte såkalte “organic”/økologisk godkjente varer (i Bristol fra Better Food). Det som overrasket oss var fraværet av “fairtrade” merket, muligens fordi kjeks i stor grad produseres i Storbritannia? Vi prøvde oss også på å dyppe kjeks i te, kaffe eller melk. Denne delen var noe begrenset siden det kun var en voksen som liker te eller kaffe. De fleste i panelet dyppet derfor kjeks i melk, forøvrig vanlig blant britene. Vi oppdaget også at de minste barna hadde sine favoritter og kjente til flere av kjekstypene, som vi har lite av hjemme. Minsten på 4 år fortalte om lykke når de får servert Custard Cream på uteskolen (forest school) en dag i uka, mens 6-åringen kunne fortelle om et utvalg av kjeks å velge mellom på skolefritids, hver dag. Hennes favoritt er Jammie Dodgers. Lykken er altså: kjeks og melk
Details with comments in the order tasted/detaljer med kommentarer i rekkefølgen vi smakte:
Digestive 33/50 points
Kids score: 23
Adults score: 10
Description: Crumbly. Good for dunking.
Digestive Wholemeal 22/50 points
Vegan Organic Better Food
Kids score: 13
Adults score: 9
Description: Barnyard smell of straw. Good for dunking.

Oat Crunch 35/50 points
Kids score: 24
Adults score: 11
Description: Wholesome.
Malted Milk Biscuit 35/50 points
Kids score: 21
Adults score: 14
Description: Pastey. Salty. Perfect with a cup of tea.
Rich Tea Finger Biscuit 40/50 points
Kids score: 23
Adults score: 17
Description: Thin, some say probably the original dunker biscuit, very similar to the Norwegian “Mariekjeks”/Marie or Mary Biscuits. Perfect to dunk.
Welsh Shortbread 30/50 points
Kids score: 15
Adults score: 15
Description: Sweet. I love dunking this in tea, but see the point that biscuits for dunking needs to be slightly denser to absorb well and not drop into the drink. Something you might find a bit challenging with this one. So don’t dip it into the drink for too long!

Scottish Shortbread 25/50 points
Kids score: 13
Adults score: 12
Description: Buttery.
Custard Cream 41/50 points
Kids score: 27
Adults score: 14
Description: Artificial. Kids love it! Personally I don’t like to dunk this.
Bourbons 28/50 points
Kids score: 20
Adults score: 8
Description: Quasi-chocolate. This is a biscuit I find in my Mother-in-Laws’ biscuit tin. Not for dunking. (Or, hold on – my Mother-in-Law says it needs dunking to sofaen up😳) I’m still not 100% sure whether dunking is for basically softening the biscuit to make it easier to digest, or for taste?

Jammie Dodger 40/50 points
Kids score: 29
Adults score: 11
Description: Jammy. Good for dunking.
Jaffa Cake 33/50 points (officially a cake, not a biscuit)
Kids score: 26
Adults score: 7
Description: Bitter. Not to dunk.
Pink Iced Ring 24/50 points
Kids score: 17
Adults score: 7
Description: Armour-plated. Sugar Crash.
Ginger and Dark Chocolate Cookie 19/50 points
Gluten Free
Kids score: 10
Adult score: 9
Description: Building material.
Stem Ginger Cookie 23/50 points
Free from Gluten, Milk, Peanut, Egg, Soya Organic Fair Trade Better Food
Kids score: 13
Adults score: 10
Description: Dry and spicy. Probably also perfect for dunking.
Gingerbread Men 7/50 points
Milk Free, Gluten Free Coop
Kids score: 7
Adults score: 0
Description: Disgusting, “taste-free”.
Easter Biscuits 37/50 points
Hobbs House Bakery Better Food
Kids score: 24
Adults score: 13
Description: Spiced. Yes to dunking this. The bigger one in the picture below.

Easter Biscuits 11/50 points
M&S
Kids score: 6
Adults score: 5
Description: Tame.
Chocolate Chip Cookie 29/50 points
Kids score: 18
Adults score: 11
Description: Too many biscuits…
Chocolate Chip Orange Cookie 1/50 point
Organic Better Food
Kids score: 1
Adults score: 0
Description: Yuck, cardboard.

All Butter Viennies Swirl 15/50 points
Kids score: 8
Adults score: 7
Description: Buttery.

And still hungry for biscuit facts? Read this, I missed the programme:
TV Review, Britain’s Favourite Biscuit (Channel 5): does exactly what it says on the tin https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/britains-favourite-biscuit-channel-5-a8110626.html



Surrounding my beautiful blackcurrant bushes. Let’s hope the committee notices and are happy 😃

One week ago today I spent the evening listening to Sigrid @Motion in Bristol. During one week in Bristol we had World Happiness Day and #vårjevndøgn, Sigrid and Susanne Sundfør. And right now is the night before the clocks are put forward. Where I grew up, in a Norwegian village, we had light all year around, but no direct Sun from November, and it wasn’t back shining on our house in the valley until last days of January every year.
It was biting cold and moving into snow. We Norwegians normally like that! And Sigrid didn’t disappoint as she typically pointed out that “we Norwegians wear #wool” (and then we mean wool: 100% wool!). Details important to us wool enthusiasts, and the fact that she showed everyone her wool base layer on stage was no disappointment 🙂 She continued the night with her happy moves, her happy energy and her happy beats in front of a pretty full #Motion nightclub venue.



Stormzy had just won best male solo artist at the Brit awards 2018 and I have been humming ‘Blinded by Your Grace’ since I first heard it. It was a happy day, not Sunny, but happy. Some says Bristol is a divided city, and maybe the street art scene is a part of it? Walking around in this posh part of the city, makes you think about a city with wealthy roots and proper, fine art, and Clifton suspension bridge. And this time I had to walk far to find anything at all, anything slightly street artistic that is.
First, the Water Tower 💦 A Bristol landmark, especially for the locals. (Straight ahead in the distance in this photo.) A good starting point for exploring Bristol as a local, a tourist or simply an “arty farty” person. Surrounded by the city’s big green space, The Downs – this is an excellent start for any walk, a picnic, a snack and a coffee (‘Cafe Retreat’ to the left of the tower). My walk goes down Whiteladies road -Queen’s Road- Park Street where I hunt primarily for street art. Continuing my journey from Gloucester rd. The guaranteed reward is that there is a Banksy or two on this route as well.






Park Street is coming alive in front of this monumental building as you come back out of the museum. I recommend a glance to the left as a new street-vibe comes alive.

































This is where my journey stopped. Iconic.